1、此资料由网络收集而来，如有侵权请告知上传者立即删除。资料共分享，我们负责传递知识。初中幽默英语演讲稿【3篇】演讲稿是进行演讲的依据，是对演讲内容和形式的标准和提示，下面是小编为大家收集的初中幽默英语演讲稿，供大家参考。初中幽默英语演讲稿范文(一)Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.&Let’s go to the fair, Matt,& his wife said.
2、&We haven’t been anywhere for a long time.&Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, &All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. &They went to the fair and lo
3、oked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.&Fun flights!& the notice said, & $ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun fli
4、ght. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.&I’ve only got $ 10, & he told the pilot. &Can my wife come with me for free& The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, &I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she ca
5、n have a free flight.&Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, &0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.&Tha
6、nk you,& Matt said. &It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.&初中幽默英语演讲稿范文(二)One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.There are so many books in the world that it
7、 is impossible for any one to read all of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we
8、 did not previously know. We can be aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.R
9、eading bad books will lead you to a wrong way and prevents you from progressing. It’s worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a
10、more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without other’s transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed centuries. As we know when written language appeared, human beings became use it to
11、record their lives, and this action leaves us a lot of historic precious mineral. We can absorb intelligence and wisdom, and we can also be taught lessons. I love book from my heart, form book I know how to communicate with others, and I learn my homeland is the place I love best, and also I know my
12、 parents are the very individuals who I love through my life. What about the television Television, sometimes, show violence, sex, drugs beyond our choice.初中幽默英语演讲稿范文(三)Love Your Mother爱你的母亲Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈.&Because I'm a woman,& she told him.因为我是女人,她告
13、诉他.&I don't understand,& he said.我不明白.他答复His Mom just hugged him and said,&And you never will, but that's O.K.&.妈妈拥抱了他说,&你永远也不会明白,但没关系.&Later the little boy asked his father,&Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason&.后来小男孩问他的父亲&妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣&All women cry for no reason,& was all his Dad coul
14、d say.&所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣&,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked &God, why do women cry so easily&最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问&上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣&GOD answered.上帝答复:&When I made
15、 woman,I decided she had to be special.I made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort.&当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去抚慰他人.I gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectionthat many times will comeeven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子.I gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickneand fatigue withoutcomplaining.我给她
