1、愚人节的英语幽默笑话篇一：十个愚人节经典英文笑话The Swiss Spaghetti HarvestThe respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. Itaccompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss
2、peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, “place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best. Sid Finc
3、hSports Illustrated published a story about a new rookie pitcher who planned to play for the Mets. His name was Sidd Finch, and he could reportedly throw a baseball at 168 mph with pinpoint accuracy. This was 65 mph faster than the previous record. Surprisingly, Sidd Finch had never even played the
4、game before. Instead, he had mastered the “art of the pitch in a Tibetan monastery under the guidance of the “great poet-saint Lama Malarias. Mets fans celebrated their teams amazing luck at having found such a gifted player, and Sports Illustrated was flooded with requests for more information. In
5、reality this legendary player only existed in the imagination of the author of the article, GeorgePlimpton。Instant Color TV In 1962 there was only one TV channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The stations technical expert, Knell Stemson, appeared on the news to announce that, thank
6、s to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their TV screen. Stemson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April
7、1, 1970. The Taco Liberty BellThe Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell washoused to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed w
8、hen Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that theLincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Fo
9、rd Lincoln Mercury Memorial。San SherriffThe British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page supplement devoted to San Sherriff, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A series of articles affectionately described the geography
10、 and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Cuisse and Lower Cuisse. Its capital was Bodoni, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardians phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Only a few noticed that everything about t
11、he island was named after printers terminology。Nixon for President 1992: National Public Radios Talk of the Nation program announced that Richard Nixon, in a surprise move, was running for President again. His new campaign slogan was, “I didnt do anything wrong, and I wont do it again. Accompanying
12、this announcement were audio clips of Nixon delivering his candidacy speech. Listeners responded viscerally to the announcement, flooding the show with calls expressing shock and outrage. Only during the second half of the show did the host JohnHuckleberry reveal that the announcement was a practica
13、l joke. Nixons voice was impersonated by comedian Rich Little.Alabama Changes the Value of PiThe April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Science and Reasonnewsletter contained an article claiming that the Alabama state legislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from3.
14、14159 to the Biblical value of 3.0. Soon the article made its way onto the internet, and then it rapidly spread around the world, forwarded by email. It only became apparent how far the article had spread when the Alabama legislature began receiving hundreds of calls from people protesting the legis
15、lation. The original article, which was intended as a parody of legislative attempts to circumscribe the teaching of evolution, was written by physicist Mark Bo slough.The Left-Handed Whopper1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item
16、to their menu: a “Left-Handed Whopper specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousa